婚礼上发的朋友圈句子搞笑

1.
"I
finally
found
my
lobster,
let
the
shellfish
life
begin!"
【#ShellofALife】

2.
"Today,
I'm
marrying
my
partner
in
crime.
Someone
hide
the
evidence. "
【#PartnerInCrime】

3.
"My
husband/wife
promised
to
love
me
'til
death
do
us
part. . .
Looks
like
I'm
stuck
now!"
【#TilDeath】

4.
"I
said
'I
do'
and
now
I'm
stuck
with
this
person
forever.
Send
help!"
【#StuckWithYou】

5.
"I
never
knew
true
love
until
I
met
my
spouse.
Now,
I
can
never
unmeet
them. "
【#TrueLove】

6.
"Congratulations
to
my
spouse
for
taking
my
last
name
and
all
my
student
debt!"
【#StudentDebtRelief】

7.
"Marrying
my
significant
other
was
the
best
decision
I
ever
made. . .
Besides
buying
a
lifetime
supply
of
cheese,
of
course!"
【#CheeseLover】

8.
"I
always
heard
that
married
life
is
full
of
love
and
laughter. . .
but
I
didn't
realize
the
laughter
came
from
my
spouse's
jokes!"
【#DadJokes】

9.
"I
never
believed
in
fairy
tale
endings. . .
until
I
met
the
person
who
steals
all
my
fries
and
still
loves
me. "
【#FriesBeforeLove】

10.
"Today,
I'm
officially
off
the
market.
Sorry,
not
sorry!"
【#OffTheMarket】

11.
"I'm
excited
to
spend
the
rest
of
my
life
with
my
spouse. . .
as
long
as
they
never
make
me
watch
their
favorite
show
again. "
【#TVWars】

1
2.
"Marriage
is
all
about
compromise,
so
I
agreed
to
let
my
spouse
have
the
bigger
closet. . .
as
long
as
I
get
the
bigger
bed. "
【#Compromise】

1
3.
"I'm
so
lucky
to
have
found
my
soulmate. . .
even
though
they
don't
believe
in
leaving
the
toilet
seat
down. "
【#PetPeeves】

1
4.
"To
my
spouse:
you
may
not
be
perfect,
but
you're
perfect
for
me. . .
as
long
as
you
keep
sharing
your
snacks
with
me. "
【#SnackTime】

1
5.
"Marriage
is
a
lifelong
commitment,
so
I'm
glad
I
found
someone
who
can
tolerate
my
weirdness
and
love
me
regardless. "
【#WeirdoForLife】

1
6.
"I
never
knew
how
much
love
one
person
could
hold
until
I
met
my
spouse. . .
and
they
still
manage
to
fit
in
some
Dad
jokes. "
【#LoveAndLaughter】

1
7.
"Today,
I
officially
gained
a
partner
in
life,
a
partner
in
love,
and
a
partner
in
corny
jokes. "
【#CornyJokes】

1
8.
"Marriage
is
all
about
teamwork,
so
I'm
glad
to
have
someone
who
can
help
me
carry
the
weight. . .
of
my
massive
shoe
collection. "
【#TeamworkMakesDreamwork】

1
9.
"I'm
so
excited
to
spend
the
rest
of
my
life
with
my
spouse. . .
as
long
as
they
never
make
me
watch
their
favorite
movie
again. "
【#MovieWars】

20.
"I
always
thought
that
marrying
my
best
friend
would
be
weird. . .
until
I
met
someone
who
understands
my
love
for
pizza
at
2
am. "
【#PizzaLove】

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