搞笑离职发朋友圈的句子

1.
"Bye
guys,
I
found
another
company
that
pays
me
to
take
naps
all
day"
【#dreamjob
#sorrynotsorry】

2.
"It's
official,
I'm
quitting
to
become
a
professional
Netflix
binge-watcher"
【#streamteam
#notsorry】

3.
"I'm
leaving
this
place,
but
my
collection
of
office
supplies
will
live
on"
【#stationeryaddict
#cantstopwontstop】

4.
"As
the
saying
goes,
'life
is
too
short
to
work
for
terrible
bosses'"
【#adiosamigos
#dontletthedoorhityouonthebackside】

5.
"Sorry
boss,
I
can't
come
into
work
today.
I've
decided
to
pursue
my
lifelong
dream
of
becoming
a
unicorn"
【#followyourdreams
#unicornsarereal】

6.
"I'm
leaving
to
start
my
own
company
–
selling
bottled
unicorn
tears"
【#entrepreneur
#innovator】

7.
"Dear
coworkers,
I'm
leaving
to
pursue
my
passion
for
napping
and
eating
snacks"
【#dreamjob
#sorrynotsorry】

8.
"I'm
leaving
to
pursue
my
true
calling
–
becoming
a
professional
couch
potato"
【#netflixandchill
#thuglife】

9.
"I'm
off
to
find
my
happy
place
–
it's
called
'anywhere
but
here'"
【#notlookingback
#adios】

10.
"I'm
leaving
to
become
a
full-time
cat
lady
–
my
furry
overlords
demand
it"
【#crazycatlady
#purrfectplan】

11.
"I'm
quitting
this
job
to
be
an
astronaut
–
I
hear
even
the
moon
is
a
better
boss
than
my
current
one"
【#outtahere
#astronautdreams】

1
2.
"Leaving
this
job
behind
with
zero
regrets
–
except
for
the
free
coffee,
I'll
miss
that"
【#coffeeaddict
#freebies】

1
3.
"I'm
leaving
to
become
a
professional
social
media
stalker
–
it's
a
growing
industry"
【#socialmediapro
#happystalking】

1
4.
"Goodbye
office,
hello
world
–
it's
time
for
a
new
adventure"
【#adventuretime
#neverlookingback】

1
5.
"I'm
quitting
to
pursue
my
dream
of
becoming
a
professional
nap-taker"
【#lazylife
#dreamjob】

1
6.
"I'm
leaving
to
become
a
full-time
professional
procrastinator
–
I'll
start
tomorrow"
【#procrastinationqueen
#neverontime】

1
7.
"Leaving
to
start
my
own
business
–
selling
t-shirts
that
say
'I
Survived
This
Terrible
Job'"
【#entrepreneurialspirit
#nevergiveup】

1
8.
"It's
time
to
say
goodbye
to
this
job
and
hello
to
pajama
pants
all
day,
every
day"
【#pajamaparty
#neverleavinghome】

1
9.
"I'm
quitting
this
job
to
become
a
professional
beach
bum
–
someone's
gotta
do
it"
【#beachlife
#sunandsand】

20.
"I'm
leaving
this
job
to
pursue
my
true
passion
–
trying
out
every
food
truck
in
the
city"
【#foodie
#neverstopexploring】

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