英文笑话文案生活短句子(生活碎片英文文案)

1.
Rise
and
shine!
Don't
forget
to
put
on
your
smile
today.
【#GoodVibesOnly】

2.
Life
is
too
short
to
take
yourself
too
seriously.
Laugh
a
little,
it
won't
hurt.

【#LaughterIsTheBestMedicine】

3.
They
say
money
can't
buy
happiness,
but
have
you
ever
tried
buying
ice
cream?
【#Indulge】

4.
Don't
judge
me
by
my
coffee
intake,
you
have
no
idea
how
early
I
wake
up.
【#CoffeeLover】

5.
I
won't
keep
calm,
it's
Friday!
Time
to
dance
like
nobody's
watching.
【#WeekendVibes】

6.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
the
future.
【#ProcrastinationQueen】

7.
Exercise?
I
thought
you
said
accessorize!
【#GymWho】

8.
Being
an
adult
means
having
cravings
for
childhood
snacks
while
paying
bills.
【#TheStruggleIsReal】

9.
If
life
gives
you
lemons,
add
vodka
and
make
a
party.
【#PartyTime】

10.
I
used
to
have
a
handle
on
life,
but
then
it
broke.
【#Relatable】

11.
Being
a
morning
person
is
a
myth,
just
ask
my
snooze
button.
【#SleepyHead】

1
2.
I
have
a
master's
degree
in
sarcasm,
it's
basically
a
superpower.
【#Sassy】

1
3.
My
hobbies
include
overthinking
and
making
memes
out
of
my
problems.
【#SenseOfHumor】

1
4.
I
never
finish
anything,
I
just
temporarily
pause
to
make
tea.
【#TeaAddict】

1
5.
I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
my
bed,
but
we
always
make
up
in
the
end.
【#SleepoverEverything】

1
6.
My
life
is
one
big
balancing
act
between
Netflix
and
responsibilities.
【#BingeWatcher】

1
7.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
passionately
expressing
my
stubbornness.
【#DebateMaster】

1
8.
I'm
not
always
right,
but
when
I
am,
it's
usually
too
late.
【#Oops】

1
9.
I've
reached
that
age
where
my
brain
goes
from
"you
probably
shouldn't
say
that"
to
"what
the
hell,
let's
see
what
happens".
【#YOLO】

20.
If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
try
doing
it
like
your
mom
told
you
to.
【#MomKnowsBest】

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