温柔的笑话句子简短英文

1.
You
must
be
a
magician
because
every
time
I
look
at
you,
everyone
else
disappears.
【笑话】

2.
If
you
were
a
vegetable,
you'd
be
a
cutecumber.
【笑话】

3.
Did
it
hurt
when
you
fell
from
heaven?
Because
you
look
like
an
angel
to
me.
【笑话】

4.
You're
so
beautiful,
you
make
me
forget
my
pick-up
line.
【笑话】

5.
Do
you
have
a
map?
I
keep
getting
lost
in
your
eyes.
【笑话】

6.
If
love
is
a
crime,
I'll
do
my
time
with
you.
【笑话】

7.
Even
if
there
was
no
gravity
on
Earth,
I
would
still
fall
for
you.
【笑话】

8.
Is
your
name
Wi-Fi?
Because
I'm
feeling
a
strong
connection.
【笑话】

9.
You
must
be
a
bank
loan,
because
you
have
my
interest.
【笑话】

10.
Do
you
believe
in
love
at
first
sight,
or
should
I
walk
by
again?
【笑话】

11.
Can
I
follow
you
home?
Because
my
parents
always
told
me
to
follow
my
dreams.
【笑话】

1
2.
Excuse
me,
but
I
think
you
dropped
something—my
jaw.
【笑话】

1
3.
I
must
be
a
snowflake
because
I've
fallen
for
you.
【笑话】

1
4.
I'm
no
mathematician,
but
I
think
we're
a
perfect
match.
【笑话】

1
5.
Did
you
just
come
out
of
the
oven?
Because
you're
smoking
hot.
【笑话】

1
6.
If
you
were
a
library
book,
I
would
check
you
out
every
day.
【笑话】

1
7.
Are
you
a
magician?
Because
whenever
I
look
at
you,
everyone
else
disappears
around
me.
【笑话】

1
8.
My
dentist
told
me
I
need
to
floss
more,
and
I
thought
of
you
because
you're
the
sweetest
thing
I
know.
【笑话】

1
9.
Are
you
an
angel?
Because
you
have
a
halo
around
your
heart.
【笑话】

20.
Your
smile
is
so
beautiful,
it
could
light
up
the
whole
world.
【笑话】

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